- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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