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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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