- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Brain fart

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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