- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

what are three short words? i a am

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

womens rights.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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