- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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