- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

knock knock come in

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

The cream, it is coming

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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