- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex