- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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