What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Tony Romo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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