- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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