- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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