Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

You sick fiend

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Please don't shoot me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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