- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Robert Mugabe.

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