- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Kevin and Ramin

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Your're racist.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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