What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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