why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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