Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

XD Jackass.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

H o m o comes out as homo

Turkey Balls

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A pope meets another one

drew edminstin is a rat

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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