what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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