An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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