- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Faithful men.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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