What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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