How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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