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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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