There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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