what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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