What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man was shot. He died.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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