- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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