what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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