What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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