Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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