- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would u like to drink?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Click here for free sandwich.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

The FCC

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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