Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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