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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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