What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the zebra cross the road?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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