- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A fat guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Cliterus

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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