Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Your sex life.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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