- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Do the roar!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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