Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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