How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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