justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Anti Joke

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