- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Asian women drivers...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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