- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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