Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

My jeans

penis in the camel

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Niall Horan

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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