Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

kieran is a homosexual

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Yo Mama just died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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