What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Diarrhea

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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