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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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