Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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