There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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