- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Your big dick.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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