- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Urban ghettos

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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