What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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