Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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