- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

silver bullet?

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