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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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