- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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