knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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