No your aunties a joke

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

God is real.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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