- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

guess what>? your mum lol

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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