What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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