Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Obama lin Baden.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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