Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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