roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Neither did she.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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