Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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