What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

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