Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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