a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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