Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

25

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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