- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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