- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Do the roar!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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