- Anti Joke

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I named my son ps2 controller

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.