How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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