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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

my gramma died

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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