- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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