- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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