- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Helen Keller

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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