- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, yup.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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