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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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