What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

knock knock Goodbye

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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