Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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lol

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

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