- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Death by kayak

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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