- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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