- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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