A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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