Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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