- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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