- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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