Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Poop

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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what are you mike bibby?

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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