- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Justin's life

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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