What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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your face

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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