- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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