So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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whats black and large -me

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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hi

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Anti Joke

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