A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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A American seeking into mexico

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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