Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's 9+10? 19

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What comes after 69? 70

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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