- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Cliterus

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

That's illegal What? Your mom

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