- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Dwight Howard

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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