- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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