- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Women's rights

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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