What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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