What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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