A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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