Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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