- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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