- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A car walks into a bar.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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