Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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