- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

So these two girls have a cup .

mexicans fishing

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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