- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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