- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

hiya

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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