- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Sloths

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Lil Wayne

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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