- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Can anyone Lenin money?

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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